awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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