Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.

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(816): View more from Missouri

She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.

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(618): View more from Illinois

you should give me head with plastic fangs in

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(805): View more from California

Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.

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