she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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