I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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