No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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