ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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