someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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