I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm at about main and main street
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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