Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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