What a fucking waste of an outfit
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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