so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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