Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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