Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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