Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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