i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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