did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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