i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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