marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
