Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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