I accidentally had phone sex last night
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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