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• (434): View more from Virginia

  u cheatin on me?

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  if i did i would try to upgrade babe.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today

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• (909): View more from California

  My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..

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• (903): View more from Texas

  And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.

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  That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.

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