it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.