Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.

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(229): View more from Georgia

Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.

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(770): View more from Georgia

No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.

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(848): View more from New Jersey

She said she wanted to have closure sex.

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(559): View more from California

Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?

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(574): View more from Indiana

Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.

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(850): View more from Florida

Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.

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