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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  "Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?

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  Haha how much did you smoke

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  4 feet of smokeee!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.

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  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real

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• (516): View more from New York

  People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.

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