Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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