i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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