i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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