I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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