She is in my trunk
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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