I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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