you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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