the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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