You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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