Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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