You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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