all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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