this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?