hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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