its not stalking. its research.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
it's great music for shaving your balls
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
