youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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