Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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