You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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