Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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