How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The struggles of a small town man whore
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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