D3 body, D1 cock
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i just google imaged poop.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
