so that wasnt chicken after all
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize
