I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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