she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
