Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Blood and glitter go together right?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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