is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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