Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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