your thong is hanging out like whoa
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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