:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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