Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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