i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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