we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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