Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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