But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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