we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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