would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?