im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
