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• (281): View more from Texas

  ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)

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  Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I really want to fuck my wifes sister.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?

  (1-708): View more from Illinois

  Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver

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