Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
let's call it "werewolfing"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.