im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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