I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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