How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
