Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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